So everything in my life is peachy right now. everything is absolutely wonderful. erik is the most wonderful boyfriend, kate is uber happy with her new boyfriend, kristen is happily single (ok so maybe that's not so wonderful), jimmy is back in town, etc.

Except the situation with my best friend.
She has no car, no job.

We try to hang out, but she:
a) has a curfew of 10pm which is hard for me to deal with cause i dont get off from work some nights untill 10
b) has no money so I have to pay for her to go out
c) we can never find anything to do that requires no money and is fun.

She asks me for tons of stuff ALL THE TIME
"hey take me here"
"hey can you pay for this?"
"hey can you lie for me for my parents so I can spend the night at SOMERANDOMBOYSHOUSEWHOIBARELYKNOW?"

And I never ask her for anything.
Well the one time I need something from her, (help moving my friend Kate's stuff), she conveniently forgets.
She was supposed to call me when she got to City A because that's where OHWOW her boyfriend lives and OHSOCONVENIENT where we're moving Kate's stuff. I has asked her the day before, and she agreed to do it.

So the day of moving arrives, she neglects to call me. She forgot. She didn't hear my 15 phone calls because the music in the car was too loud. She even forgets to call me when they are dropping the boyfriend off.
CONVENIENTLY ENOUGH.
She doesn't even call me that night, I have to find out FROM THE GUY SHE GOT A RIDE WITH that she "forgot".
She TEXT MESSAGES me
the day after
and says
"so how mad are you?"

wtf erin

PRETTY FUCKING PISSED OFF.
And you know what she says? (after I explained ALL OF THIS TO HER)

"You're probably as mad as I have been the past 4 mnths that you and erik have been together because he's comming between us"

Well thanks for flipping the blame around bitch!
You had no defense so you flipped the blame around. FUCK YOU.

Erik is available when you're not, you're barely alowed to go out anymore. How is it hard to understand, that you not having any money or a ride is making it harder for me to hang out with?
Especially when she uses my friend Jimmy and this girl laura. She's not even friends with laura but she
uses her for her own convenience.

Same with Jimmy!

I don't know what I'm doing right now, But I do know that I haven't heard from erin in a week. I haven't called her because I have done no wrong. The ball is in her court, and I don't even know what i'd say to her if she called me right now. Probably not answer.

OVER AND OUT.

FUCK EVERYTHING!
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

what a bad fucking day.

Ok, So I don't even know why this pisses me off in the first place, it didn't really just sort of aggrivated me and started off my shithole day.

So I was trying to make plans w/Erik to go grab food before he went over his friend's house for geek night.
Well he called my cellphone twice (my ringer was off so I didn't get it) and instead of calling my house phone, he takes it upon himself to assume that I'm busy.

Now I have no plans for tonight because I waited to hear from him to make them. Kate is off celebrating her birthday with Julie and some of my other friends at a restaurant (where they're lax about drinking, so I could go), and I dont want to go because I'm going to want to drink and I don't have a designated. Erin is going to dinner w/Levi and Perry + Erin2.
Adam is working.
Justin hasn't called me back. I dont want to call Jed because I just don't.
Kristen is busy, and none of my other friends are picking up their phones.

It's a friday fucking night, and the only goddamn thing i have planned is exchanging my phone charger.

Now I'm going to continue, and any "whiney bitch" remarks will result in your ass getting kicked.
My parents are going away this weekend so I was all "sweeeeeeeeeeet" house to myself, kinda. I would've planned something but

A)My stepdad's sister lives with us. SHE IS A WHORE AND I HATE HER. I WISH SHE GETS EATEN BY MONKEYS.
B) Not only do I work tomorrow 6am to noon, I work sunday 8am to 1pm.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY WEEKEND GOING?

And since my parents went away, they left my brother and I like 15 bucks a piece for dinner tonight. What does my brother do? Takes my 10dollar bill and exchanges it for 10 dollars in quarters (of his money) so he can
-get rid of his quarters
-piss me off
-pay the pizza guy in dolla billz instead of quarters (cause pizza is more than 15 bucks apparently??)

So now I have 10 dollars in quarters.
Unrolled.

I'll be janglin' more than the salvation army santa clause's bucket.

I hate buying gas/cigarrettes with quarters.
hate hate hate hate hate.

Bah humbug to today.
Why am I so easily irritated today? Or maybe in general?

Other reasons I'm so pissed off:

My sprint phone stopped charging the other day, to top off my shit-tastic past few days.
My carcharger somehow made it's way into a glass of juice in my car (my car is haunted i swear)
I had a dream my great uncle died (freaked me out)
Bills are due this week
I have a vagina.


In other news...
the world is going to end in 2012 due to polar ice caps reversing and scientists are inventing an invisible suit.

here is a picture of erik and I.



I hate it when my posts are long.
I feel like a ranting bitch, and I have nothing better to do than bitch.
WELL I DON'T TONIGHT.
Tonight will be spent exchanging car chargers, paying for cigarrettes and taco hell in change, and playing halo 2 until I fall asleep to the lulling sound of my stupid Needler gun that I think is pretty but doens't do enough damage.

I HOPE YOUR FRIDAY NIGHT IS BETTER THAN MINE :(

valentine's day was awesome
went out to dinner w/the boyfriend to carrabbas
god he's such a fucking sweetheart

favorite restaurant, mix cd, home made card, flowers flowers flowers, and a dvd that i would've never gotten back from my friend.
valentine's day ROCKED.

I think it's finally time I retired my cell phone. It starts to freeze and get stuck on screens. Anyone here work for sprint? I have a few questions about trade ins.

You know what I love?
Playing video games right after sex.
now *that's* what I'm talking about

His friend gave him a nintendo emulator to put in his sega dreamcast.
I also have one for my laptop, BUT THE ONLY GAME I WANT TO WORK DOESN'T WORK
:(
Stupid Captain Planet.

Going to a Toga Party tonight.
I'm bringing like 5 or 6 people, it'll be awesome.
*chants*
TOGA TOGA TOGA TOGA
I was going to wear a cute sheet (like TMNT or Trolls) from when I was younger, but I can't find them.

Gah.


I'm off to shower and get ready for the partay.

Peace out home slice.

holy crap you guys.


WE PLAYED WITH SUGAR GLIDERS LAST NIGHT :-X

i can't believe how fucking cute they are.
My friend (also named erin, but we shall call her E as to not get confused)
raises them, and we decided to pay her a visit

Levi, Erin, Justin, Erik, and I went over E's house and were greated by 3 dogs, 2 cats, 5 birds and 4 (with one pregnant with 2) sugar gliders.

a mom + a dad, a son, and another mother is what she had

so we were playing with the son. we named him petri.
I had him on my hand, do do do, i raised my hand up (BIG MISTAKE) above my head. I look at Petri.
All of the sudden, I see an expanded version of Petri gliding at my face at full speed.

*squeak* is the noise I made.
So at this point, he has engulfed the right side of my face in his body.
Put your hand over the right side of your face. This is what I saw and felt like.

So he's chillin on my face, i'm going "Ah ah ah"
while his little claw things pushed their way into my skin
Erik plucks him off and lets Petri crawl around on him.

We all sat there, each of us playing with an animal, for a loooooong time.
Erik and I let Petri crawl around all over us, while Justin was content playing with a Boxer dog named Gouda. and Erin and Levi played with the mom sugar glider.

Petri was tired of playing, after all he's only 7 weeks old, so he made himself a little pouch between
my sweater and my hoodie, right on my bosom.
There he proceeded to clean himself and then proceeded to fall right asleep.

I wanted erin to partake in the cuddling, so i handed him to erin where he then crawled right up againse her and made a pouch in her shirt as well.

HOLY FUCK I WANT ONE.

We left E's house, went to Levi's house and watched Way of the Gun.
Fucked up movie.

We missed about 75% of the movie due to random silliness.

"Q" "RED" "37" "SUGAR GLIDER"

hahahaha

i swear i only saw about 35 minutes of the movie.
ERIN AND JUSTIN SMOKED ALL MY CIGARRETTES. YOU HOOCHIES.
OH YEAH LEVI TOO.

and then we went home.

"i'm so ronery. Fuck, i need a montage', AIDS"

Justin is fucking awesome.

I think i'm watching monty python: holy grail with erik tonight

Over and out!

AND FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE

( HERE ARE PICTURES OF SUGAR GLIDERS, FOR THOSE WHO DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE. No, they're not of the ones we played with last night. I was too busy playing and gettign attacked to take pictures )

Valentine's day is one week away guys.

What's everyone doing?

I was going to have an anti-valentine's day party at my house, but my fucking step-aunt moved in.
ASKDJASKJD

My own mother doesn't wait up for me to get home.
SHE DOES.

At least it's only a month.

So back to V-Day.
Who wants to do something fun?
Take me to the movies, and there will be a makeout session in the back of my car.

So....
yeah.

college started back up, I saw my favorite artist EVER mc chris

this is the 3rd time it's snowed. sucks. i HATE snow.
my new car doesn't do donuts :(

anyone in MD want to buy a 1992 toyota corrolla?

ugh, i saw my stalker this morning.

also, found out my dad hasn't paid 2 semesters worth of my fees, so I'll probably end up getting kicked out of college unless I can get a 2nd job or something.
Or unless god decides to drop 2 grand in my pocket by the end of the semester.
or my dad stops being a douche bag and pays it.

it's also affecting my credit :(

but anywho.

nothing too exciting going on, just the normal shit.

I GOT A NEW CAR FOR CHRISTMAS!
my great uncle is going to a retirement community (he's dying), and gave me his 2002 honda accord.
he's got prostate problems, alztimers (sp?), etc...
it was so cute, he handed me the keys and asked me to hold on to them for a bit (we were going to church, so I thought he wanted me to hold them for him)
and my dad was taking pictars of me, erynn, my uncle, and my brother
and my dad said "uncle joe, you wanted to say something?"
and my uncle says "merry christmas, welcome to your new car!"

I screamed, cried, peed a bit, and kept asking them if they were kidding
"HOLY CRAP. ARE YOU KIDDING? YOU BETTER NOT BE, THIS IS CHRISTMAS NOT APRIL'S FOOLS. IF YOU WERE KIDDING, THAT'S A BAD JOKE. HOLY CRAP, YOU'RE NOT KIDDING *pee* *hump car*"

oh yeah, erynn and I humped the car. either side of the trunk.

I really needed it, my car is dying. It's 13 years old, a rustbucket, nothing works right, manual windows/doors, a LOCK on my gas tank, leaking from 3 or 4 different places, etc.

Here's what doesn't work/right:
- my dome (hehe dome) light only works on the passenger side, but works on the driver's side when it's raining
- i have to kick the left speaker to get it to work
- my radio doesn't work, so god forbid the next armagedon comes along cause I won't know about it
- No handle on the passenger side door
- Missing parts on my window cranky thingie on the passenger side
- Random parts of my car break off every day (Under the Heat/Cool controls, plastic, etc)
- The seatbelt doesn't retract on either side
- Leaking oil gasket, oil pan, transmission fluid, brake fluid, windshield fluid
- hole in my trunk ( the bottom )
- My entire trunk leaks, I can't keep anything in it
- My windows don't shut all the way on the drivers side front & back
- no middle seat belt in the back, it broke. mmmm safety.
- I *JUST* got the electrical problem fixed, my brake lights wouldn't work. 50 bucks worth of lightbulbs later, i find this out....

So yeah, my box of a car needed a lot of work, the only thing that worked correctly was the engine and teh MP3 player. OH and the air conditioner. Forget about the heat, you'd freeze before it worked right. MY car also takes FOREVER to speed up.
So ANYWAYS.

I EVEN PEED A LITTLE BIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Erynn and I are going to get naked in the trunk :-X

heheh

MY CAR IS SO FUCKING HOT!
IT'S SO MUCH BETTER THAN THE BOX I HAD BEFORE!

I didn't mean to brag, really.
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MY HOUSE IS FUCKING HAUNTED.

So erynn was over the other day, and I came out from the shower and turned OFF the hallway light.
I flicked the switch pretty hard so there's no way the little switch could've been all halvsy and fallen.

Anyways, i get downstairs, and all of the sudden the light turns back on by itself.
I was like "wtf dude"

and I start calling for my mom because I'm a scared pussy.

My mom comes in, and the light turns off.
She tries to convince me i'm crazy, and it was just a fuse.

I go over to the switch, and try to turn it on, and it wont' turn on.

Then, my mom leaves the room, and all of the sudden the light works again.

WHAT THE FUCK GUYS.

I was scared.

Also, someone please mail me the Naploean Dynomite boy in a box for the holidays pls.

<3
Candy

Christmas is comming
here are things that make me sad
followed by things that make me happy.

sad:

* This time last year, i had someone to celebrate with (boyfriend), and I don't this year
* My parents have decided to get a FAKE (fiber optic) christmas tree, even though I've picked out the christmas tree every year since i was old enough to grab :(
* Looking forward to an even harder semester upcomming.
* My father hates me, but srsly what's new there. He's getting a bag of poop for christmas.
* Man, being lonely during the "happy season" sure is a bummer
* I hate dating, srsly. I keep either meeting losers, or guys who I don't spark with.
This needs to end. Now.
* I have officially started my anti-dating sabatical, 6 months, no dates. Not even with girls.
* I haven't had sex in almost 3 months, and i'm going through withdrawl, worse than any crack head has every gone through, so bad that no vibrator could take care of this.


On the brighter side:

* I have a gazillion friends to go shopping for, and I love shopping for people
* I have so much to be thankful for
* I got my lip pierced
* I made a christmas CD with awesome shit on it (MP3 player in my car = 200+ songs per CD)
* someone bought me an einstein book off of my amazon wishlist, making it a late birthday/early christmas present that cheered me up
* last one. I HAVE NO MORALS when it comes to shopping. I went shopping on black friday, and I bought 2 pea coats from old navy, a blue and a green one (along with a few sweaters, etc), and the lady forgot to ring me up for one of the pea coats (these fuckers are like 50 bucks a piece! I was going to return the one in the color that my friends/family liked the least because i was all undecided n shit).

So, what's everyone asking santa/rabbi chanukah/you don't celebrate kwanza for this holiday season?

( Here are pics from the party. the first few pics are of me, some pre party because I'm not in many pics from the partay because i'm behind the camera. I'm not in my costume, because by the time i busted out the camera, some of us had gotten in the hottub, and just put on post-hottub comfy clothes on.So, first few aren't from the party, the rest (lots) are from the party. NOT WORK SAFE OMFG ENJOY! )

yesterday
it fucking rocked

out of 25 or so people, only 2 pukers.

I took 3 rolls of film
there were tons of nudity

and marines doing naked pushups.

Someone ripped erin's catholic uniform off, and my boobies were hanging out
erin + I were the tits-a-plenty crew
We had halloween music, 80s music, and some junior senior (go download them now)

Nothing was broken, except for a beer bong.
After about 4am, we all came inside
and played mortal kombat: deception

There were pirates, marines, catholic school girls & teachers, 80s girls, devils, witches, guys in drag, and even a guy who dressed up like premature ejaculation (he came in his pants, HAHAHAH) who literally came in nothing but a pair of pants. He won best costume.

There were lesbians, and dancing. Dirt Cake and games, hot tub fun and people who were passed out

Liquer and beer were there
so was this wine stuff that's considered malt and tasted like liquid sweet tarts
OMFG ADDICTED

My parents are so effing cool.

My mom took care of the pukers.

I NEED to go get this film developed
gah

MY PARTIES ARE THE BEST

if this video is real, than oh em eff gee dude, that's some fucked up shit. Safe for work, as long as curse words are ok, and half naked black men.....oh you'll just have to watch it

SO

I think Jackass is going to be at my party on saturday, LONG story, hit me up on aim (fsck you trebek) if you wanna hear it

and they'll be at my work on wednesday paying me a visit

NOW WHO WANTS TO COME, EH??
haha


steve-o, bam, weeman, the guy who peed on a snow cone and ate it, zeke, and party boy
should all be there, and zeke's band is going to play at a park near me

HUZZAH JACKASS
huzzah

HUZZAH

partay at candy's house the 23rd (saturday)
from 8 till late
it's a birthday/halloween party
cause my real birthday is on the 26th

dress in costume,bring me a present, and bring a swimsuit/swim trunks
cause i have a HOTTUB w00t

BYOB, and plan to share

dancing, karaoke, movies (RHPS, NMBC, and some scary movies)

Erin and Lara will be my host(esses) with the most(esses) (if you get that
reference than I love you)

I will be dressed up as a bad teacher (ruler and book included), and
erin and lara are my *naughty* students.

I have the entire video of thriller memorized, so i'll be a dancin foo

I've spent 150 bucks on decorations, MY DECK WILL BE BAD ASS.

Best costume wins a prize.....which I haven't decided yet.

PUNCH, DIRTCAKE, BEER, FINGERS, ETC will be served.

you're invited, your mom's invited

P.S.

THIS IS THE CUTEST FUCKING THING EVERRRRRRRRRRRR

gah
i had a weird dream about this guy right here and here

he's john gotti's son, john jr.

I had no idea who he was untill I dreamt about him, than "hey, they mentioned john gotti's name
in my dream..." and sure the fuck enough, that was him

that was some weeeeeeeeeeird shiat
he's a hottay tho


you know what sucks?
running around for 4 hours attending classes, and not realizing your fly is down

what's even worse?
your fucking friend knows, and doesn't tell you because he thinks it's funny to see your underwear

how the fuck did I accumulate $41.39
in over due blockbuster fees ??

anyone work at blockbuster and wanna get me outta them fees?
pls?

Date:	2004-10-05 22:35
Subject:
Security:	Public
Mood:	sad
Music:	the unicorns

So, Rodney Dangerfield is dead

Goddamn
WHY ARE PEOPLE UP AND DYING
First rick james, then rodney AND OMFG DON'T FORGET JULIA CHILDS
STOP
DYING

NOW.


I MEAN IT


SRSLY


I remember Rover Dangerfield, or at least i *thought* that was the name of the movie
and caddyshack, and ladybugs
oh damn, i fucking loved rodney

NO RESPECT

Man, that really sucks

I dunno dude, you know, when you're younger and you think
"damn, that actor is sweet"

then, growing up, you don't hear much about him
than you see THIS PICTURE (warning, kinda scary, but safe for work )

and you read that he's dead

kinda freaks me out

he went from what I thought to be young, when I was little, to dead now that I'm an adult and shit
kinda weirds me out

gah

YOU WILL BE MISSED RODNEY, RICK, JULIA, ETC AND SO FORTH

Date:	2004-09-26 16:01
Subject:	MY LIFE IS A SERVER TIMEOUT
Security:	Public
Mood:	FUCK THIS SHIT
Music:	AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

ASLKDJSALKDJAL;DJALJDKJASDLJAD;AJD;ALJDAL;KJD;ALKDJ

*cries*


I am in the middle of uploading some files (my program for comp sci)
AND MY FUCKING SERVER TIMES OUT.

I can't log back in, I can't get my FTP to log in, nor can I access any of my school's websites
(even the website for class)

JALSKDJSALKJDSALKJDSALKDJASLJKDAS


THE FUCKING PROGRAM IS DUE BY MIDNIGHT TONIGHT
I JUST EMAILED MY PROFESSOR.

GAH
MY SERVER IS TIMING OUT
MY CIGARRETTES ARE RUNNING OUT
MY LIFE IS A TIMED OUT SERVER

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH



p.s.
I have this one error, that I can't figure out. Anyone wanna hit me up?
I have this function that returns a bool value (true/false)
and when I compiled my program, it said "bad reference to bool"
and I had
if(BoolFunction(int xyz))

and that's the line it was complaining about








someone should just kill me right now.
strangle me with a keyboard wire
electrecute me
my retnas are unhappy.

HOLY CRAP GUYS
I'M GETTING A CHAMELEON TOMORROW NIGHT

Erin and I are getting an illegitamate love child
AND WE'RE NAMING IT:

Ducky Fibonacci (then both of our last names hyphenated)
Ducky is from Land before time
Fibonacci, well, we all know who he is (0,1,1,2,3,5,8,13,21,34...etc...)

yeah, it's a baby veiled chameleon
it's literally like 3 inches long.

OMFG
it's like a baby, but not human
I'm so obsessed with it
Erin and I actually giggled like school girls all the way home from the pet store

we already bought cage supplies, etc




that's exactly what she looks like
ISN'T SHE FUCKING ADORABLE???????????????????????????

Commence the Jealousy

HOLY CRAP YOU GUYS
I SAW DR.RUTH TODAY

she spoke at john's hopkins university
i went w/eric and laurell

for those of you that don't know who she is, I have posted pictures under the cut

this lady is MIGHTY fine.
76, 4foot7, glasses

oohhhhh i've just had an orgasm

her accent makes me wanna scream in ecstasy

She spoke about abortion, abstinence being taught in schools VS contraception, took questions, and man I forgot the rest I was too busy staring at her tata's.

I have a sound clip from it, of her saying "Errrrrrrectile Disfunction, Prrrrrremature Ejaculation" (she's from Germany, so she rolls her "R"'s) that as soon as I can figure out how to get off of my phone I will post.

( Here are pics of DR.Ruth. I didn't take these, these pics were google searched. I WISH I HAD PICTURES OF HER NAKED. ANYONE GOT EM? SWING EM MY WAY PLS. )

FUCK WINDOWS.
seriously

So I just killed a virus that didn't officially exist yet
meaning, Norton's Didn't know about it
Neither did google

ElimiExplorer.exe

CURSE THE ELIMIEXPLORER

This Virus:

1) Disabled my Task Manger
2) Disabled msconfig
3) Disabled regedit (my registry)
4) Disabled my printer
5) UPPED MY CPU USSAGE TO 100%
6) Made Candy an unhappy camper :(

So I try google, and norton's, and mcafee, and my dork friends
NOTHING.

so finally, I type in "task manager disappear"
into google, and it gives me a link to a site which will give you something called "Process Explorer"

which makes it so you have a new task manager

so I looked at all my processes that were running, and
ElimiExplorer.exe
was there

I tried searching for it on my computer, couldn't find it.
Process Explorer said it lived in the
C:/WINDOWS/WinSxS/x86_Microsoft.Windows.Common-Controls_6595b64144ccf1df_6.0.10.0_x-ww_f7fb5805

directory

I checked it out, i guess the virus was "invisible"

So I killed the process of ElimiExplorer.exe

ran regedit, KAPOW IT WORKS
so does msconfig, and task manager

and all is well

i deleted that bitch from my registry, and now all is good

for those that this happens to:
here's where I got Process Explorer


It's freeware

so yeah, I feel almighty and shit.

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