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Date:2004-10-08 12:48
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gah
i had a weird dream about this guy right here and here

he's john gotti's son, john jr.

I had no idea who he was untill I dreamt about him, than "hey, they mentioned john gotti's name
in my dream..." and sure the fuck enough, that was him

that was some weeeeeeeeeeird shiat
he's a hottay tho


you know what sucks?
running around for 4 hours attending classes, and not realizing your fly is down

what's even worse?
your fucking friend knows, and doesn't tell you because he thinks it's funny to see your underwear

how the fuck did I accumulate $41.39
in over due blockbuster fees ??

anyone work at blockbuster and wanna get me outta them fees?
pls?

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Date:2003-11-02 17:30
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drunken halloween parties are FUN
and going as a naughty librarian

so are midterms
and getting a B ON YOUR MUTHAFUCKING COMPUTER MIDTERM
:-D

my boobs itch
fucking bras

i'm so addicted to victoria's secret
goddamn
i want EVERYTHING

and you know what?
FUCK GAMBLING
I lost 3 bucks
erin lost 15 i think
kyle lost 30
my mom won 250
my stepdad lost 2 bucks
and I can't remember the rest

my addiction = cured
fuck gambling

i got my hair did
i'll hafta get erin to take pictures
it looks weird
but in a good way
i think
YOUR MOM


hahaha i was in the changing room
I was taking off my pants, and i forgot to take my shoes off first

and I fell over
and hit my head on the door
and then hit the floor

attendant----"are you ok"
me-----"OW FUCK GODDAMN SHIT AS CUNT BITCH FUCK WOODEN DOOR GODDAMN METAL HANDLE OW I BROKE MY ASS BONE GODDAMN IMMA SUE YOUR CUNT ASS FUCK"
attendant----"I take that as a no?"
me---"NO I'M NOT ALRIGHT I THINK I'M DYING. CALL AN AMBULANCE. I'M BLEEDING. OH WAIT THAT'S MY UTERUS, NEVERMIND"
attendant----"so do you need me to come in?"
me----"NOT UNLESS YOU WANT TO GET STABBED"

i walk out

my dad----"what the hell was that about?? I've never heard so many curse words"
me----"the door attacked me"

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VIDEO GAME TIME
MMM MMM XENOSAGA

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Date:2003-10-05 14:33
Subject:
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Mood: cold


me humping the snowman


random picture time!Collapse )

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Date:2003-09-30 12:30
Subject:*CHOO CHOO*
Security:Public
Mood: nerdy

"All aboard the nerd express"

so
this guy that I know
has a linux box (i know i know i'm working on it. no free time :( )
and he's letting me SSH into it from
my laptop
and I can transfer files with WinSCP

it's so awesome, I almost wet myself

i just finished a program for school
it was so stupid
it asks the user for dates, and it tells the julian date, their age, and zodiac sign.
BUT
if you use linux
at the prompt
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS TYPE date + %j and it tells you the julian date :(
and i devoted like 32482094829384e10 lines of code to it :(

ahh fuck you professor
oh well
hey question


in pico
is there any way to save what I typed in instead of ctrl-x (exit) and it prompting me on the way out?

stupid text editor

I use emacs sometimes, and xemacs
but only when i'm in linux or irix
because they create a windows environment text-editor for the linux user
so I can't access them when i'm running windows!
well i CAN access them, there's just no point if I'm using SSH or telnet.

I use WATCOM in windows to edit my text

haha i used to code in notepad, then upload with FTP to my telnet account with school

notepad = suck

holla back fellow nerds!
unite and help me answer my questions because I
am a nerd n00b
haha
<3


bah humbug

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Date:2003-09-23 06:36
Subject:yeah yeah
Security:Public

SO

i'm sick
I've been sick for 3 weeks
what the hell immune system
what's wrong with you??

I quit smoking
Yeah a whole week
let's see how long THAT lasts
it's so hard :(

i got into a paint fight at work last night
stupid fucking paint
i was literally BATHING in the sink in the bathroom at work last night
yeah
so
my street is flooding
hurricane isabell can suck my titties

someone should buy me pretty things for my birthday
like a puppy
or a business suit for interviews
or cheese
OR POWERPOINT
AHHH
DAMN YOU POWER POINT AND THE NECESSITY TO USE YOU

Anyone know where I can get free power point for XP >?>
I need it for class to download slides
and I DON'T HAVE IT :(
and I can't find it on kazaa lite K++
:(

Oh
and anyone wanna help me partition my hard drive on my PC
to run Red Hat 8.0
and windows 2000?
:)

"ooo baby i'll partition YOUR hard drive ;)"

so eric and I watched the cheesiest movie over the weekend
CARNIVORE
RAWR
GO WALMART 5 DOLLAR MOVIE SALE
He got dicked over by this girl adrienne
what a cunt rag
she needs to get her vagina sewn up
my eye is swollen
how do you tell if you have pink eye?

man I need a boyfriend.

My maternal instincts are kicking in
my uterus is all
"BRING ME SOMETHING THAT I CAN NURTURE. NOW INFIDEL"

So I offered it a puppy

"YES, YES. THIS CREATURE WILL DO UNTILL YOU BRING ME THE SPERM
FROM A PENIS. YES, A PUPPY."

So basically I have to get my uterus a puppy
or a baby

I vote puppy
because a baby (HA) would require:
sex
money
time
stretch marks
nurture

I don't want to get pregnant!
NO!
DAMN YOU UTERUS
Stop it!

But yeah
Birthday in 3 weeks
And what are YOU getting me ?
oo oo
the big 1-9
hooray.
so excited
!

I have 2 exams this week
yeah
shitty
"hi, i'd like to order a Shitty McShit Shit"

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Date:2003-08-29 11:33
Subject:I know I know
Security:Public
Mood: crazy

I never update this thing, I'll get better
promise

SO Update time:

Hyme is great

School started back wednesday
Classes are AWESOME

calc I
psyhcology 101
and Comp Sci 201

calc I
first off, i never
want this class to end. period. awesome


i met this really weird guy who asked me to tutor
him after we compared answers to the homework

ever seen star wars?
ok
picture chewbaca
with a little less hair
and a human face
BINGO
you have this boy named dave
*shudder*

psychology
I met a wonderfull girl named Elizabeth, and this guy named Tom
awesome class
easy A

Comp Sci
haha
well
i had talked to this guy greg once, online
turns out
he's in my comp sci class!

george liu from high school is in it too
so I was hanging out with them all class
and some weird kid in front of me who was kinda cute talked
to me for a few minutes
dude
weird kid
stop picking your nose
i'm right behind you
i can SEE you
gross

travis spicer from HS is in there too

Everyone know what a wireless card is? good.
I have one for my laptop

So i brought my laptop into comp sci class yesterday
i was on the internet
than my fucking connection kept going out
why?
because my signal is low
HOW THE FUCK DO I HAVE A LOW SIGNAL
IN A FUCKING COMPUTER CLASS?
HMMM??
arg matey
me be pissed

so yeah comp sci class is a hell of a lot better than last year
i'm excited

calc is MWF 830-930 am
calc discussion Wed at 10:00-10:50am

psych is TuThu 8:00am-9:45am with a break after the 1st 45 minutes

CMSC is TuThu 2:30-3:45pm
CMSC discussion is Thu 5:00-5:50pm

i have a 5 hour break
what the hell
so i went home and took a nap

kristen still rocks my socks, my hetero life partner
haha

I am no longer talking to boy
wtf

going to west virginia this weekend
WATER TUBING
w00t w00t

you know what i love?
shopping for underwear

underwear rocks.

i finally got my rebate for my phone
BAHAHA
FUCK YOU SPRINT
MWAHAHA


So
Anyone from West Virginia here wanna hang out this weekend?
know anything good to do?
I'll be there this after noon
with my parents
mmm parents

call me if you figure out something cool
443-536-1885

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
i hate my ovaries
i'm on the patch
not 'cause i'm getting laid pervert

because my period went away for a few months

SO ANYWAYS
i had 3 of them, or maybe two left
and i LOST them
so now i'm forced to get my rag

ok, so i called walgreens
and get this little old oriental man on the phone
shit i shouldve recorded the conversation
i called b/c with my luck, my prescription ran out this month

walgreen's----"I call doctor in morning. for now, use tampon. i sorry sorry"
me---"can i use a pad?"
walgreen's----"well yes, but i reccomed tampon. use and don't fohget to take out."
me----"mmm takeout"
walgreen's-----"wat? why you mmm takeout? not very mmm-able. very gross. sick.
remember, takeout. you don't want teh TSS. nice talking to you. must go. have customer.
come tomorrow. three dollars. don't forget take out tampon"

HAHAHAHAHAH
oh man
my mom picked up halfway through the call
mom---listens in
(after phone call)
mom----what the hell was that chinese man talking about??
me----he was reminding me to take out my tampon



that's all for now folks, i gotta pack
and do homework
how shitty is that
doing homework on yer vacation.
cunt rags
all of them

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Date:2003-08-15 11:07
Subject:
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Mood: cranky

hyme is doing excellent, like the vet said he would
he vomitted this morning
but it was little + clear so i'm not too worried

he's jumping around
running about the deck
and jumping into his pen on the deck
he's barking and growling and doing everything a little puppy should
(well he's three so technically *not* a puppy)

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Date:2003-08-13 22:11
Subject:
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Mood: sad

my day was shitty
my dog hyme has lyme's disease
he's so lethargic it scares me

i almost got fired today
the guy called me a stupid cunt
because i couldn't make his delivery happen tomorrow
so i told him to suck my 8inch black cock
and he left

my manager said "next time you say that you better have an 8inch black cock or else
you're fired"

"are you mad?"
"no. he did call you a stupid cunt"
"yeah"
"haha it was actually kind of funny, considering you're white. and female. and i don't think you have a cock"
"last time i checked, i didn't"
"good"

i got home from work
hyme was laying in his cage
he looked like shit
i start crying
and start calling people
my parents---no answer
my friends----no answer
my dad---dinner an hour away with his gross gf
jimmy---came with me

i'm crying hysterically
and my eyes still burn

i took him to the vet
she stuck a thermometer up his butt
you should've seen the face my dog made
if i wasn't so upset, i would've gotten a picture

they drew his blood
and put it on the lymes disease tester
100% positive in 1 minute

i'm so upset
he's the sweetest dog in the world
he's just so lethargic
and limping
because of his joints

.

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Date:2003-08-11 15:51
Subject:FUCK
Security:Public
Mood: angry

FUCK YOU VIRUSES

So

On my laptop, when i booted it this morning said "error in win32.tFTp delte this, research?"
so i clicked yes.
it sent me to this site

20 minutes later, my laptop went nuts, kept restarting itself saying "Remote Procedure Call error. restarting computer in 50 seconds"

I was like what the fuck

SO

i immediately deleted kazaa lite, because that's what i thought it was

and proceeded to get frustrated.
i was searching Remote Procedure Call on my computer
and getting all flustered.

So I was getting upset, ripping hair out, grinding my teeth
than I IM my friend aaron

he sent me a patch to block the "back door"
and helped me get my head straitened out
i don't know where i'd be without him :)
probably bald, huddled in a corner in the fetal postion drooling and twitching

he helped me update my virus protection program

after finally getting the virus deleted (12:46am)
and 30 dollars less in the pocket

my friend eric helped me for like 2 hours
he's so awesome
i'm treating him to lunch this weekend
he finalized the worm's death
<3

after each computer gets infected, it turns into a "zombie" -- it waits for instructions from the nastyhacker who wrote that shit of a program

norton's virus protection could only delete it bc it was a work, so i
had to run regeit and look into 239239288 files to delete it.

promise my next post will be more entertaining

fucking viruses
i'd also recommend reading this site here
for shit about the virus and if you're at risk and how to tell if you have it

very helpfull

BUT NOT WHEN I ALREADY HAVE THE VIRUS FUCKING UP MY COMPUTER

heh

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Date:2003-07-29 23:29
Subject:rotten luck
Security:Public
Mood: angry

SO
my day sucked.

had a dream I was pregnant last night (the only way this could happen in real life is through immaculate conception)

got told to fuck off

this is me pissed off at work, because they made me answer calls for an hour in the phone center

RAGE
realized I work with some fucking incompentent people. I had to clean up karen's mess because she fucked up a LOT on the computer. Someone's delivery almost didn't happen if it wasn't for me fixing it, and I got bitched out AGAIN because she called and told a customer her merchandise is in when really she gave it away to someone else. STUPIDASSTURDMOTHERFUCKER.

got told to "fuck off" by someone who thinks I must be god because I control
the window making companies and apparantly I am witholding information from him about his special order.

got paint on my nice goodwill shirt

haha i called david f. a consumer whore

explained to my coworkers why I'm single
(ouch)

and SLAMMED MY FUCKING THUMB IN THE TUBEY THING THAT REALLY HURT. IMAGINE A BANK TELLER TUBEY THING WITH A HEAVY DOOR YOU HAVE TO SLIDE UP TO PUT YER TUBE IN. YEAH IMAGINE THAT SLAMMING DOWN ONTO MY POOR INNOCENT THUMB.
my cuticle hurts.

so does my heart

but ya know what
my ciggarettes won't let me down

damn they taste sooo good
i'm going to go have one now
hot damn i'm excited

i swear if my fucking brother did something to my ciggarettes i'm going
to drop kick his 6'5" ass.

oh yeah, and 2 packs of ciggs got wasted in 2 days due to water
ASLKDJASLKDJA

DEAR RAIN
PLEASE REFRAIN FROM TOUCHING MY CIGGS
<3
CANDY

my parents are going away for 2 weeks starting this saturday
hottub party at my house!

and I have off from work starting this friday to next thursday

partay
i'll supply the house

HOW WAS EVERYONE ELSE'S DAY??

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Date:2003-07-24 16:33
Subject:OOO RANDOMN PICTAR TIME
Security:Public
Mood: giggly



Randomn pictures are fun for everyone! I put the F-U in funCollapse )

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Date:2003-07-21 16:19
Subject:OOOO CAMPING PICTARS
Security:Public
Mood: tired

flashlights


CUM INSIDE, MORE IN HERECollapse )

I've got more, but I'm too lazy to upload from my phone, download to the computer, upload them to a hosting site, then write it all on here.
I'll do it later
and post again.

my eyes burn
i grind my teeth in my sleep
i think I have body odor
my hair is a mess
my hands are tiny
my feet are relatively big
and i have a booger hanging out of my nose

wanna go on a date?

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Date:2003-07-21 15:53
Subject:sigh
Security:Public
Mood: determined

sigh

i really love life
rachel and I stayed up from like 1 to 3am-ish
just talking about life

Me ranting about the human existence hereCollapse )

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Date:2003-07-18 20:24
Subject:ooo camping.mmm bugs
Security:Public
Mood: content

Going camping with jimmy + mandy + monica tomorrow, sunday and either comming back sunday or monday

spent soooo much money on camping shit
if the weather isn't nice i'm kicking the sun's ass

i'll beat his shit into the next universe
YOU ALL NEED TO CHECK OUT SHORT
VIDEO CLIPS BY DON HERTZFELDT
I ALMOST PISSED MYSELF WATCHING "REJECTED"

"my ANUS is bleeding"
"lalalala (dance dance)"
"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY MY ANUS IS BLEEDING"
!!
hahaha

check his shit out yo
hit him up on kazaa or winmx
oo and while you're at it
download "I love how you love me"---Neutral Milk Hotel
that song's almost as pretty as "Hold" by Saves the Day

I'll call all you people on sunday to let you know when I'm comming back
and to say hi
and how much I miss civilization
and how much I miss you

god my fucking ovaries hurt
fuck you tampon makers, making yoursleves all 'spensive and shit
fuckoff i wouldn't buy you if I didn't need to
but I don't like wearing dipers
shit if I did I'd wear depends

AND
I got a charlie horse in my leg yesterday
it hurt so bad I cried
I couldn't walk
SO I ACCIDENTALLY FELL DOWN THE STAIRS
my leg hurt so bad it went out
fucker

dear leg
fuck you
<3
your owner

Anyone wanna go *shopping* next week?
please?
I'll buy you something pretty

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Date:2003-07-17 16:01
Subject:stupid life
Security:Public
Mood: crappy

i have this massive pimple on my chin.
i should take a picture and post it here
fucker.

i'm going to the beach next week
and for them to "make my car beach ready"
costs me 75 fucking dollars
75 FUCKING DOLLARS TO SAY
"mmm yeah that car looks mmkay for the beach. nuffin really wrong wit it. looks mmmkay.
oh, you want me to pop the hood and look under the car? that'll be another 75 dollahs woman."

arg

this guy at work really hurt my feelings yesterday
he said that him + big E + 5 or 6 other guys that work there (when I first started) used to play "what color thong is candy wearing today" and put money on it (!)
and he said that I came off kind of brash when i first started, and a little too blunt than I needed to be at work with customers
he also said that I can come off as a flirt, that I was so immature when I started here

reasons I gave: I stopped talking to 3 good friends right when I started working there, who were sluts, and I guess kinda made me talk a lil slutty (although my hymen's still there). As you meet new people, you grow and develop emotionally and mentally. Don said that I have matured very nicely into a "Hot young lady"

I swear I'm going to get him for sexual harassment. He really hurt my fucking feelings.
FUCK YOU

And on a lighter note,
THE SONG TRACKS TO MY LIFE

Break-up scene: alone down there---modest mouse

Get-back-together scene: When a man loves a woman----otis redding

Fight-at-home scene: Dirty Milk---Liars

"Life's okay" scene: oh you are the roots that sleep beneath my feel---bright eyes

Heartbreak scene: first cut is the deepest----rod stewart

Mental-breakdown scene: playground love---air

Driving scene: Glendora----Rilo Kiley

Lesson-learning scene: A better son/daughter----rilo kiley

Deep-thought scene: leave the stars out(i missed them tonight)----tuesday

Flashback scene: Aveda ----Hot hot heat

Party scene: Ignition(remix)----R.Kelly

Happy dance scene: El Scorcho---Weezer

Regret scene: Displaced----Azure ray

Long-night-alone scene: alone down there---modest mouse

Death scene: My way---frank sinatra

Closing credits: Say it Ain't so----Further seems forever(weezer cover)

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Date:2003-07-15 12:32
Subject:sleep. burning retnas.
Security:Public
Mood: tired

I still haven't gone to sleep yet.
I've been up since yesterday around 11mish
jimmy came over after I got off work
till bout 2ish
dave came over around 2ish
hottub after you get off work = sheer bliss
left at like noonish

my eyes burn
mmm video games

HAHA
dave---"Once you go Asian, you never come back"

!

someone should send me money for ciggarettes
seeing as I have none
and would like some

mmmm "retard cunnilinguis"
hahha

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Date:2003-07-09 12:24
Subject:
Security:Public
Mood: blank

Dear Ovaries
fuck you
love candy

i just cried watching jenny jones
it was where raymond moses (sender of kids to bootcamp/ex-military)
was on the show, yelling at misbehaving kids.
There was this one kid
Kobe

So Raymond goes up to him
"KOBE MY NAME IS RAYMOND. DO YOU LOVE YOUR MOTHER?"
"yes sir"

"DO YOU ENJOY MISBEHAVING?"
"no sir"

"BECAUSE THAT'LL GET YOU INTO TROUBLE, FOR AT LEAST 10 YEARS. I WILL BE ALL OVER YOU LIKE BUTTER ON TOAST SON. I WILL BE LIKE A FATHER TO YOU, IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?? DO YOU WANT ME TO BE YOUR FATHER FOR 10 YEARS??"
"yes sir" (audience gasp) (this is unexpected,
normally the kid answers "HELL NO" or something to that effect)

"WHY DO YOU WANT ME TO BE YOUR FATHER, KID?"
"sir because I don't have a father sir"


So then Jenny Jones cuts to show this cute little kid in bootcamp.
So cute

Then the show cuts to the kid, out of bootcamp now, talking
to a jenny jones with the kid's mom
asking him his feelings towards Raymond
asking if he thinks what he (raymond) did to him (kobe) was right
and kobe says

"every night I thank God that Raymond helped me, because I don't wanna think what wouldda happened if he didn't"




i mean i can totally relate to this kid
i never had a father growing up
granted, i didn't go beating the shit outta my mom because
she asked me to put away the clean dishes

Now dirty dishes is a different story....
J/K J/K
please don't report me to women abusers

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Date:2003-07-08 16:32
Subject:
Security:Public
Mood: bitchy

Dear Stalker,

I saw you in Catonsville on monday
I don't appreciate you stalking me
You're probably my neighbor
but my neighbor and you don't have the
same vehicle
You show'd up at work 2 weeks ago,
peering in the window at me
untill my manager shoood you away
I've seen you in my neighborhood
you even introduced yourself to me once

You said you saw me kayaking at (insert lake here)
but i never told you that
I wasn't even in MY car when we went
I'm afraid to go kayaking later today
because I think you'll be there

I tried to call the (my county) cops on you
but they said there's nothing they can do
unless you make a move to harm me

I have even seen you in my neighborhood
You always know where i work and when I work
You freak me out
I just peed my pants I'm so scared
Please leave me alone
Fuck you
and your fucking
grass cutting business

Eat my asshole

Love
<3
Candy

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Date:2003-07-04 19:13
Subject:O-M-G O-M-G PICTARS
Security:Public
Mood: chipper

OUR TRIP TO THE MALLCollapse )

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Date:2003-07-03 14:15
Subject:
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i had like 5 hours sleep last night

i came downstairs to take my morning piss
i sit on the toilet

and it's wet

so i yell
"CHRIS! YOU FUCK PISSED ON THE SEAT AGAIN. HOLY SHIT WHAT ARE YOU HOLDING THE FUCKING RESEVOIR IN THERE? JESUS AND NO TOILET PAPER. YOU ARE THE ANTICHRIST"

"candy?"

"YEAH"

"haha i got you i sprayed aeresol spray on it b/c i knew you'd sit down"

so now my ass is melon fresh

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