i had a weird dream about this guy right here and here
he's john gotti's son, john jr.
I had no idea who he was untill I dreamt about him, than "hey, they mentioned john gotti's name
in my dream..." and sure the fuck enough, that was him
that was some weeeeeeeeeeird shiat
he's a hottay tho
you know what sucks?
running around for 4 hours attending classes, and not realizing your fly is down
what's even worse?
your fucking friend knows, and doesn't tell you because he thinks it's funny to see your underwear
how the fuck did I accumulate $41.39
in over due blockbuster fees ??
anyone work at blockbuster and wanna get me outta them fees?
drunken halloween parties are FUN
and going as a naughty librarian
so are midterms
and getting a B ON YOUR MUTHAFUCKING COMPUTER MIDTERM
my boobs itch
i'm so addicted to victoria's secret
i want EVERYTHING
and you know what?
I lost 3 bucks
erin lost 15 i think
kyle lost 30
my mom won 250
my stepdad lost 2 bucks
and I can't remember the rest
my addiction = cured
i got my hair did
i'll hafta get erin to take pictures
it looks weird
but in a good way
hahaha i was in the changing room
I was taking off my pants, and i forgot to take my shoes off first
and I fell over
and hit my head on the door
and then hit the floor
attendant----"are you ok"
me-----"OW FUCK GODDAMN SHIT AS CUNT BITCH FUCK WOODEN DOOR GODDAMN METAL HANDLE OW I BROKE MY ASS BONE GODDAMN IMMA SUE YOUR CUNT ASS FUCK"
attendant----"I take that as a no?"
me---"NO I'M NOT ALRIGHT I THINK I'M DYING. CALL AN AMBULANCE. I'M BLEEDING. OH WAIT THAT'S MY UTERUS, NEVERMIND"
attendant----"so do you need me to come in?"
me----"NOT UNLESS YOU WANT TO GET STABBED"
i walk out
my dad----"what the hell was that about?? I've never heard so many curse words"
me----"the door attacked me"
VIDEO GAME TIME
MMM MMM XENOSAGA
me humping the snowman
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"All aboard the nerd express"
this guy that I know
has a linux box (i know i know i'm working on it. no free time :( )
and he's letting me SSH into it from
and I can transfer files with WinSCP
it's so awesome, I almost wet myself
i just finished a program for school
it was so stupid
it asks the user for dates, and it tells the julian date, their age, and zodiac sign.
if you use linux
at the prompt
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS TYPE date + %j and it tells you the julian date :(
and i devoted like 32482094829384e10 lines of code to it :(
ahh fuck you professor
is there any way to save what I typed in instead of ctrl-x (exit) and it prompting me on the way out?
stupid text editor
I use emacs sometimes, and xemacs
but only when i'm in linux or irix
because they create a windows environment text-editor for the linux user
so I can't access them when i'm running windows!
well i CAN access them, there's just no point if I'm using SSH or telnet.
I use WATCOM in windows to edit my text
haha i used to code in notepad, then upload with FTP to my telnet account with school
notepad = suck
holla back fellow nerds!
unite and help me answer my questions because I
am a nerd n00b
I've been sick for 3 weeks
what the hell immune system
what's wrong with you??
I quit smoking
Yeah a whole week
let's see how long THAT lasts
it's so hard :(
i got into a paint fight at work last night
stupid fucking paint
i was literally BATHING in the sink in the bathroom at work last night
my street is flooding
hurricane isabell can suck my titties
someone should buy me pretty things for my birthday
like a puppy
or a business suit for interviews
DAMN YOU POWER POINT AND THE NECESSITY TO USE YOU
Anyone know where I can get free power point for XP >?>
I need it for class to download slides
and I DON'T HAVE IT :(
and I can't find it on kazaa lite K++
and anyone wanna help me partition my hard drive on my PC
to run Red Hat 8.0
and windows 2000?
"ooo baby i'll partition YOUR hard drive ;)"
so eric and I watched the cheesiest movie over the weekend
GO WALMART 5 DOLLAR MOVIE SALE
He got dicked over by this girl adrienne
what a cunt rag
she needs to get her vagina sewn up
my eye is swollen
how do you tell if you have pink eye?
man I need a boyfriend.
My maternal instincts are kicking in
my uterus is all
"BRING ME SOMETHING THAT I CAN NURTURE. NOW INFIDEL"
So I offered it a puppy
"YES, YES. THIS CREATURE WILL DO UNTILL YOU BRING ME THE SPERM
FROM A PENIS. YES, A PUPPY."
So basically I have to get my uterus a puppy
or a baby
I vote puppy
because a baby (HA) would require:
I don't want to get pregnant!
DAMN YOU UTERUS
Birthday in 3 weeks
And what are YOU getting me ?
the big 1-9
I have 2 exams this week
"hi, i'd like to order a Shitty McShit Shit"
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I never update this thing, I'll get better
SO Update time:
Hyme is great
School started back wednesday
Classes are AWESOME
and Comp Sci 201
first off, i never
want this class to end. period. awesome
i met this really weird guy who asked me to tutor
him after we compared answers to the homework
ever seen star wars?
with a little less hair
and a human face
you have this boy named dave
I met a wonderfull girl named Elizabeth, and this guy named Tom
i had talked to this guy greg once, online
he's in my comp sci class!
george liu from high school is in it too
so I was hanging out with them all class
and some weird kid in front of me who was kinda cute talked
to me for a few minutes
stop picking your nose
i'm right behind you
i can SEE you
travis spicer from HS is in there too
Everyone know what a wireless card is? good.
I have one for my laptop
So i brought my laptop into comp sci class yesterday
i was on the internet
than my fucking connection kept going out
because my signal is low
HOW THE FUCK DO I HAVE A LOW SIGNAL
IN A FUCKING COMPUTER CLASS?
me be pissed
so yeah comp sci class is a hell of a lot better than last year
calc is MWF 830-930 am
calc discussion Wed at 10:00-10:50am
psych is TuThu 8:00am-9:45am with a break after the 1st 45 minutes
CMSC is TuThu 2:30-3:45pm
CMSC discussion is Thu 5:00-5:50pm
i have a 5 hour break
what the hell
so i went home and took a nap
kristen still rocks my socks, my hetero life partner
I am no longer talking to boy
going to west virginia this weekend
you know what i love?
shopping for underwear
i finally got my rebate for my phone
FUCK YOU SPRINT
Anyone from West Virginia here wanna hang out this weekend?
know anything good to do?
I'll be there this after noon
with my parents
call me if you figure out something cool
i hate my ovaries
i'm on the patch
not 'cause i'm getting laid pervert
because my period went away for a few months
i had 3 of them, or maybe two left
and i LOST them
so now i'm forced to get my rag
ok, so i called walgreens
and get this little old oriental man on the phone
shit i shouldve recorded the conversation
i called b/c with my luck, my prescription ran out this month
walgreen's----"I call doctor in morning. for now, use tampon. i sorry sorry"
me---"can i use a pad?"
walgreen's----"well yes, but i reccomed tampon. use and don't fohget to take out."
walgreen's-----"wat? why you mmm takeout? not very mmm-able. very gross. sick.
remember, takeout. you don't want teh TSS. nice talking to you. must go. have customer.
come tomorrow. three dollars. don't forget take out tampon"
my mom picked up halfway through the call
(after phone call)
mom----what the hell was that chinese man talking about??
me----he was reminding me to take out my tampon
that's all for now folks, i gotta pack
and do homework
how shitty is that
doing homework on yer vacation.
all of them
hyme is doing excellent, like the vet said he would
he vomitted this morning
but it was little + clear so i'm not too worried
he's jumping around
running about the deck
and jumping into his pen on the deck
he's barking and growling and doing everything a little puppy should
(well he's three so technically *not* a puppy)
my day was shitty
my dog hyme has lyme's disease
he's so lethargic it scares me
i almost got fired today
the guy called me a stupid cunt
because i couldn't make his delivery happen tomorrow
so i told him to suck my 8inch black cock
and he left
my manager said "next time you say that you better have an 8inch black cock or else
"are you mad?"
"no. he did call you a stupid cunt"
"haha it was actually kind of funny, considering you're white. and female. and i don't think you have a cock"
"last time i checked, i didn't"
i got home from work
hyme was laying in his cage
he looked like shit
i start crying
and start calling people
my parents---no answer
my friends----no answer
my dad---dinner an hour away with his gross gf
jimmy---came with me
i'm crying hysterically
and my eyes still burn
i took him to the vet
she stuck a thermometer up his butt
you should've seen the face my dog made
if i wasn't so upset, i would've gotten a picture
they drew his blood
and put it on the lymes disease tester
100% positive in 1 minute
i'm so upset
he's the sweetest dog in the world
he's just so lethargic
because of his joints
FUCK YOU VIRUSES
On my laptop, when i booted it this morning said "error in win32.tFTp delte this, research?"
so i clicked yes.
it sent me to this site
20 minutes later, my laptop went nuts, kept restarting itself saying "Remote Procedure Call error. restarting computer in 50 seconds"
I was like what the fuck
i immediately deleted kazaa lite, because that's what i thought it was
and proceeded to get frustrated.
i was searching Remote Procedure Call on my computer
and getting all flustered.
So I was getting upset, ripping hair out, grinding my teeth
than I IM my friend aaron
he sent me a patch to block the "back door"
and helped me get my head straitened out
i don't know where i'd be without him :)
probably bald, huddled in a corner in the fetal postion drooling and twitching
he helped me update my virus protection program
after finally getting the virus deleted (12:46am)
and 30 dollars less in the pocket
my friend eric helped me for like 2 hours
he's so awesome
i'm treating him to lunch this weekend
he finalized the worm's death
after each computer gets infected, it turns into a "zombie" -- it waits for instructions from the nastyhacker who wrote that shit of a program
norton's virus protection could only delete it bc it was a work, so i
had to run regeit and look into 239239288 files to delete it.
promise my next post will be more entertaining
i'd also recommend reading this site here
for shit about the virus and if you're at risk and how to tell if you have it
BUT NOT WHEN I ALREADY HAVE THE VIRUS FUCKING UP MY COMPUTER
my day sucked.
had a dream I was pregnant last night (the only way this could happen in real life is through immaculate conception)
got told to fuck off
this is me pissed off at work, because they made me answer calls for an hour in the phone center
realized I work with some fucking incompentent people. I had to clean up karen's mess because she fucked up a LOT on the computer. Someone's delivery almost didn't happen if it wasn't for me fixing it, and I got bitched out AGAIN because she called and told a customer her merchandise is in when really she gave it away to someone else. STUPIDASSTURDMOTHERFUCKER.
got told to "fuck off" by someone who thinks I must be god because I control
the window making companies and apparantly I am witholding information from him about his special order.
got paint on my nice goodwill shirt
haha i called david f. a consumer whore
explained to my coworkers why I'm single
and SLAMMED MY FUCKING THUMB IN THE TUBEY THING THAT REALLY HURT. IMAGINE A BANK TELLER TUBEY THING WITH A HEAVY DOOR YOU HAVE TO SLIDE UP TO PUT YER TUBE IN. YEAH IMAGINE THAT SLAMMING DOWN ONTO MY POOR INNOCENT THUMB.
my cuticle hurts.
so does my heart
but ya know what
my ciggarettes won't let me down
damn they taste sooo good
i'm going to go have one now
hot damn i'm excited
i swear if my fucking brother did something to my ciggarettes i'm going
to drop kick his 6'5" ass.
oh yeah, and 2 packs of ciggs got wasted in 2 days due to water
PLEASE REFRAIN FROM TOUCHING MY CIGGS
my parents are going away for 2 weeks starting this saturday
hottub party at my house!
and I have off from work starting this friday to next thursday
i'll supply the house
HOW WAS EVERYONE ELSE'S DAY??
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I've got more, but I'm too lazy to upload from my phone, download to the computer, upload them to a hosting site, then write it all on here.
I'll do it later
and post again.
my eyes burn
i grind my teeth in my sleep
i think I have body odor
my hair is a mess
my hands are tiny
my feet are relatively big
and i have a booger hanging out of my nose
wanna go on a date?
i really love life
rachel and I stayed up from like 1 to 3am-ish
just talking about life
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Going camping with jimmy + mandy + monica tomorrow, sunday and either comming back sunday or monday
spent soooo much money on camping shit
if the weather isn't nice i'm kicking the sun's ass
i'll beat his shit into the next universe
YOU ALL NEED TO CHECK OUT SHORT
VIDEO CLIPS BY DON HERTZFELDT
I ALMOST PISSED MYSELF WATCHING "REJECTED"
"my ANUS is bleeding"
"lalalala (dance dance)"
"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY MY ANUS IS BLEEDING"
check his shit out yo
hit him up on kazaa or winmx
oo and while you're at it
download "I love how you love me"---Neutral Milk Hotel
that song's almost as pretty as "Hold" by Saves the Day
I'll call all you people on sunday to let you know when I'm comming back
and to say hi
and how much I miss civilization
and how much I miss you
god my fucking ovaries hurt
fuck you tampon makers, making yoursleves all 'spensive and shit
fuckoff i wouldn't buy you if I didn't need to
but I don't like wearing dipers
shit if I did I'd wear depends
I got a charlie horse in my leg yesterday
it hurt so bad I cried
I couldn't walk
SO I ACCIDENTALLY FELL DOWN THE STAIRS
my leg hurt so bad it went out
Anyone wanna go *shopping* next week?
I'll buy you something pretty
i have this massive pimple on my chin.
i should take a picture and post it here
i'm going to the beach next week
and for them to "make my car beach ready"
costs me 75 fucking dollars
75 FUCKING DOLLARS TO SAY
"mmm yeah that car looks mmkay for the beach. nuffin really wrong wit it. looks mmmkay.
oh, you want me to pop the hood and look under the car? that'll be another 75 dollahs woman."
this guy at work really hurt my feelings yesterday
he said that him + big E + 5 or 6 other guys that work there (when I first started) used to play "what color thong is candy wearing today" and put money on it (!)
and he said that I came off kind of brash when i first started, and a little too blunt than I needed to be at work with customers
he also said that I can come off as a flirt, that I was so immature when I started here
reasons I gave: I stopped talking to 3 good friends right when I started working there, who were sluts, and I guess kinda made me talk a lil slutty (although my hymen's still there). As you meet new people, you grow and develop emotionally and mentally. Don said that I have matured very nicely into a "Hot young lady"
I swear I'm going to get him for sexual harassment. He really hurt my fucking feelings.
And on a lighter note,
THE SONG TRACKS TO MY LIFE
Break-up scene: alone down there---modest mouse
Get-back-together scene: When a man loves a woman----otis redding
Fight-at-home scene: Dirty Milk---Liars
"Life's okay" scene: oh you are the roots that sleep beneath my feel---bright eyes
Heartbreak scene: first cut is the deepest----rod stewart
Mental-breakdown scene: playground love---air
Driving scene: Glendora----Rilo Kiley
Lesson-learning scene: A better son/daughter----rilo kiley
Deep-thought scene: leave the stars out(i missed them tonight)----tuesday
Flashback scene: Aveda ----Hot hot heat
Party scene: Ignition(remix)----R.Kelly
Happy dance scene: El Scorcho---Weezer
Regret scene: Displaced----Azure ray
Long-night-alone scene: alone down there---modest mouse
Death scene: My way---frank sinatra
Closing credits: Say it Ain't so----Further seems forever(weezer cover)
I still haven't gone to sleep yet.
I've been up since yesterday around 11mish
jimmy came over after I got off work
till bout 2ish
dave came over around 2ish
hottub after you get off work = sheer bliss
left at like noonish
my eyes burn
mmm video games
dave---"Once you go Asian, you never come back"
someone should send me money for ciggarettes
seeing as I have none
and would like some
mmmm "retard cunnilinguis"
i just cried watching jenny jones
it was where raymond moses (sender of kids to bootcamp/ex-military)
was on the show, yelling at misbehaving kids.
There was this one kid
So Raymond goes up to him
"KOBE MY NAME IS RAYMOND. DO YOU LOVE YOUR MOTHER?"
"DO YOU ENJOY MISBEHAVING?"
"BECAUSE THAT'LL GET YOU INTO TROUBLE, FOR AT LEAST 10 YEARS. I WILL BE ALL OVER YOU LIKE BUTTER ON TOAST SON. I WILL BE LIKE A FATHER TO YOU, IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?? DO YOU WANT ME TO BE YOUR FATHER FOR 10 YEARS??"
"yes sir" (audience gasp) (this is unexpected,
normally the kid answers "HELL NO" or something to that effect)
"WHY DO YOU WANT ME TO BE YOUR FATHER, KID?"
"sir because I don't have a father sir"
So then Jenny Jones cuts to show this cute little kid in bootcamp.
Then the show cuts to the kid, out of bootcamp now, talking
to a jenny jones with the kid's mom
asking him his feelings towards Raymond
asking if he thinks what he (raymond) did to him (kobe) was right
and kobe says
"every night I thank God that Raymond helped me, because I don't wanna think what wouldda happened if he didn't"
i mean i can totally relate to this kid
i never had a father growing up
granted, i didn't go beating the shit outta my mom because
she asked me to put away the clean dishes
Now dirty dishes is a different story....
please don't report me to women abusers
I saw you in Catonsville on monday
I don't appreciate you stalking me
You're probably my neighbor
but my neighbor and you don't have the
You show'd up at work 2 weeks ago,
peering in the window at me
untill my manager shoood you away
I've seen you in my neighborhood
you even introduced yourself to me once
You said you saw me kayaking at (insert lake here)
but i never told you that
I wasn't even in MY car when we went
I'm afraid to go kayaking later today
because I think you'll be there
I tried to call the (my county) cops on you
but they said there's nothing they can do
unless you make a move to harm me
I have even seen you in my neighborhood
You always know where i work and when I work
You freak me out
I just peed my pants I'm so scared
Please leave me alone
and your fucking
grass cutting business
Eat my asshole
i had like 5 hours sleep last night
i came downstairs to take my morning piss
i sit on the toilet
and it's wet
so i yell
"CHRIS! YOU FUCK PISSED ON THE SEAT AGAIN. HOLY SHIT WHAT ARE YOU HOLDING THE FUCKING RESEVOIR IN THERE? JESUS AND NO TOILET PAPER. YOU ARE THE ANTICHRIST"
"haha i got you i sprayed aeresol spray on it b/c i knew you'd sit down"
so now my ass is melon fresh