Candy (grungergirl02) wrote,
Candy
grungergirl02

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i had like 5 hours sleep last night

i came downstairs to take my morning piss
i sit on the toilet

and it's wet

so i yell
"CHRIS! YOU FUCK PISSED ON THE SEAT AGAIN. HOLY SHIT WHAT ARE YOU HOLDING THE FUCKING RESEVOIR IN THERE? JESUS AND NO TOILET PAPER. YOU ARE THE ANTICHRIST"

"candy?"

"YEAH"

"haha i got you i sprayed aeresol spray on it b/c i knew you'd sit down"

so now my ass is melon fresh
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