i came downstairs to take my morning piss
i sit on the toilet
and it's wet
so i yell
"CHRIS! YOU FUCK PISSED ON THE SEAT AGAIN. HOLY SHIT WHAT ARE YOU HOLDING THE FUCKING RESEVOIR IN THERE? JESUS AND NO TOILET PAPER. YOU ARE THE ANTICHRIST"
"haha i got you i sprayed aeresol spray on it b/c i knew you'd sit down"
so now my ass is melon fresh