Candy (grungergirl02) wrote,
Candy
grungergirl02

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drunken halloween parties are FUN
and going as a naughty librarian

so are midterms
and getting a B ON YOUR MUTHAFUCKING COMPUTER MIDTERM
:-D

my boobs itch
fucking bras

i'm so addicted to victoria's secret
goddamn
i want EVERYTHING

and you know what?
FUCK GAMBLING
I lost 3 bucks
erin lost 15 i think
kyle lost 30
my mom won 250
my stepdad lost 2 bucks
and I can't remember the rest

my addiction = cured
fuck gambling

i got my hair did
i'll hafta get erin to take pictures
it looks weird
but in a good way
i think
YOUR MOM


hahaha i was in the changing room
I was taking off my pants, and i forgot to take my shoes off first

and I fell over
and hit my head on the door
and then hit the floor

attendant----"are you ok"
me-----"OW FUCK GODDAMN SHIT AS CUNT BITCH FUCK WOODEN DOOR GODDAMN METAL HANDLE OW I BROKE MY ASS BONE GODDAMN IMMA SUE YOUR CUNT ASS FUCK"
attendant----"I take that as a no?"
me---"NO I'M NOT ALRIGHT I THINK I'M DYING. CALL AN AMBULANCE. I'M BLEEDING. OH WAIT THAT'S MY UTERUS, NEVERMIND"
attendant----"so do you need me to come in?"
me----"NOT UNLESS YOU WANT TO GET STABBED"

i walk out

my dad----"what the hell was that about?? I've never heard so many curse words"
me----"the door attacked me"

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VIDEO GAME TIME
MMM MMM XENOSAGA
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